I'm so lame

So I was trolling around looking for more import model sites and came across one that had "biotch" written in big letters. I think to myself, wow what in intelligent ambitious young lady, not many young people are that into "biotech." Then I did a second take. I'm now embarrassed at how uncool that was. I think my uncool vibes are keeping potential thesis participants away. I need to think young, maybe dress young, listen to hip hop or something. When did I get so out of freakin' touch?