7.26.2005

construction

OK my loser neighbours have been installing carpet for like 3 days now. I work at home and quite like the comforts of being here. But the noise is really pissing me off. Simon's advice was to play really loud _porn in their direction. I think I will make it even better by repeatedly slamming the bed against our shared wall whenever they start pounding with a hammer again.

I don't mind working from the public library too much except that I don't like public bathrooms and the ones there are especially nasty with the number of kids coming in and out. Parents, please train your children to flush the God damn toilet. Actually I bet some adults are to blame too. Bathrooms at clubs/bars are also gross. I don't understand why people have such a hard time with this. Stand on one foot and flush with the other. It's the only considerate thing to do. Sometimes I wish we could adopt some of Singapore's laws around cleanliness. I would personally volunteer to cane dirty inconsiderate people.

1 comment:

head dump said...

I like the porn idea. Just to be creative you should do it in different languages too.