I'm watching the funniest shit on VH1. Some game show host is out in a mall asking people to complete nursery rhymes. Some people obviously weren't read to when they were young. Here are a few that I remember:

- There was an old woman who lived in a... A: project?
- It's raining, it's pouring the old man is... A: drinking?
- Jack and Jill went up a hill to... A: have some fun?
- Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was... A: all sticky

How tragic.