You gotta love the local Bay Area news. With so many people here, there's no shortage of weird stories. Last night police in the east bay embarked on a search for a reported dead body in a park. They concluded the search when they found a man alive and well. Apparently he likes to meditate in the middle of the night lying on his back in a few inches of water in the park's creek. What the hell kind of meditating environment is that? It's freaking freezing out, you're wet and muddy, there's probably bugs crawling up your ass and you're probably lying on some dog shit. Man, that's funny.