You know you're Chinese when you get your parents front row seats to a live musical performance and your mother complains that you just get dust kicked in your face by the performers. Somebody fucking shoot me. When I was a kid I wished I had those be-friends-with-your-kid type moms. Instead I got judgmental, nitpicky, backseat driver mother. She needs to find a hobby that doesn't involve criticizing other family members or watching Korean soap operas constantly. You know, like having actual interests. See this is why it is bad to be an only child. Children need siblings to confide in/serve as a distraction for/share the pain when parents get annoying/demanding etc.

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